Tax Knights and Squires,
Journey back with me to a time when kings and queens reigned, and the clinking of coins often meant the difference between prosperity and peril. Recently, my family and I stepped back into these storied times at the San Diego Renaissance Festival.

Amidst the jousting knights and meandering minstrels, my mind turned to a question as old as the realm itself: How did rulers collect their due?
The Medieval Method: Fealty and Farming
In the medieval era, taxation wasn’t just a matter of money—it was a matter of survival. Kings and lords would levy taxes on the lands they controlled. The common folk, our ancestors in trade and toil, paid their taxes in myriad ways:
- Tithe: A mandatory offering of one-tenth of one’s annual earnings or produce, often given to the local church, but sometimes taken as tax.
- Tallage: Paid by peasants to their lord, a form of tax that could be demanded at will for special expenses when the king or lord decreed.
- Scutage: Often called “shield money,” this was paid by those who preferred to provide money rather than military service when summoned by the king.
Transition to Today: The IRS and Income
Fast forward to our modern realm, where the IRS reigns over the land of tax collection. Instead of tithes and tallages, we deal with income taxes, payroll taxes, and corporate taxes, all neatly calculated and claimed by electronic ledgers rather than sword-wielding tax collectors.
Your Modern Tax Quest
Just as knights of old would consult oracles and sages, today’s taxpayers are wise to seek knowledge to navigate the labyrinth of modern tax laws. Here at Andrew Samaniego Tax Planning & Resolution, we consider ourselves your allies in this noble quest.
Equip Thyself:
- Summon Our Book of Spells: Visit CrushIRSAnxiety.com for strategies to battle against IRS dragons.
- Join Our Legion: Email info@andrewsamaniego.com to enlist in our newsletter for daily insights and tips.
In closing, whether at a festival celebrating the old ways or sitting at our computers facing the digital sprawl of IRS forms, the spirit of the quest remains the same—knowledge is power, and preparation is key.
Let us arm you for battle against the modern-day fiscal foes, ensuring your treasure remains where it belongs—in your coffers.
Until Next Time,

Andrew “Tax Walker Slayer” Samaniego, EA, CTRC
Andrew Samaniego Tax Planning & Resolution
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